This list of Writing Competitions is loosely compiled by me to reflect the things I’d like to enter. My criteria for listing is basically Short Stories of any length, some that centre around Australia or Western Australia. Stuff for the US or UK is if they’re suckers smart enough to let me enter.

I don’t write poetry, screenplays or for children, so this list won’t have any of that kind of thing, you weirdos.

Drop me a line if you want more on here. I mean, if you’re comfortable doing that kind of thing. Despite my impressively-intimidating demeanour that reeks of culture and wealth (and not a povvo c*nt at all in any way), I’m pretty approachable and down-to-earth, promise.

Most of this is stolen lovingly borrowed from Australian Writers’ Resource: Competitions.